Your attention please. I am thy captain. The flight thou art making today is the same which Abraham, Moses, John, Peter, Paul, and all of those redeemed before have made. Enoch and Elijah joined us in mid-flight, without passing through the Gate of Death. We shall be flying today at altitudes unlimited and at a speed never known to thee before. Flying time to the New Jerusalem is not considered, for thou are now in the realm known as Eternity, where Time is no more. As we left the Earth, the weather was stormy with heavy overcast, but the report from the New Jerusalem is, as it always will be, a beautiful day without a cloud.
For those that wonder what it would be like if God ran His own airline offering direct flights to the Afterlife, this record provides a “dramatic comparison.” Passengers need merely have their ticket stamped with the blood of Christ before making their way down the blood spattered sprinkled concourse to the Gate of Death. Your seatbelt is Psalm 23. No meals will be served on this flight, as you’re about to gorge yourself at the Great Banquet Table upon arrival (also, one assumes, because you are dead.) So pack your bags and let’s jet away from this moral coil! But don’t bother bringing your Earthly burdens, as these have recently been banned by the TSA.
This record was listed at Show&Tell for a long time, but now seems to have disappeared. Recently it sold on eBay for over $20. So, I figure now is a good time to release its full glory to the sharity world.
Excerpt: Your stewardess, the Angel of Mercy
Download: 2 tracks + Artwork 28Mb ZIP
11 Comments
i need some friends in the usa who are going to be my closely related friends forever i want mostly females cax am a male
Just found one at a record store in Itaewon in Seoul. Thanks for the info.
Thank you for putting this on the internet. I have tried many times to find “Flight F-I-N-A-L”, and kept getting air crash investigation!
I want to add this to a web page I am creating on what the scripture says about after we die John 14:2-3.
There is a copy of Flight Final available on eBay right now.
I AM A DJ FOR 48 YRS STATION OWNER AND I GOT THE RECORD YRS AGO WENT IN TO OUR RECORD LIBARY AND COULD NOT FIND IT .MY SECTORY WENT ON LINE AND FOUND IT AND SENT FOR IT FOR ME . I WILL PLAY IT ON WHPB RADIO IN PHILIPSBURG PA.THANK YOU VERY MUCH I’LL BET I GET A GOOR RESPONCE.GOD BLESS
I recently just found this in playable condition at a thrift store in PA. Just curious if there’s any record on the web about how many of these were pressed/sold?
There is another on eBay now!
I got this in not-bad condition for about $3 at a used record store in Rhode Island. No idea it had actual value, but it’s too funny to let go of!
A friend of mine got me this while he was in Canada as a birthday gift.
Forgot to mention the record itself is in near mint condition.
My grandpa is Ted Conner! 8-) the man on the far left of the picture!