I honestly cannot think of anything snarky to say about this album– any joke I might crack would pale in comparison to the sheer horror of it all. The track below starts out fairly mild, but give it a few and I guarantee it won’t disappoint.
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For most of this “song” it sounds like they cut a old Ethel Merman recording down to the vocal track, then spliced in this middling disco crud….that is until Merman holds that note near the end, THEN it fits the backing track. Speaking of paste jobs, I love how her photo levitates over that triple-exposure of disco lights and shes got a male hand (!) jutting out of the right side of the picture, holding a fedora (!!). Is that supposed to be a dancer; did she make a Vegas act out of this?