Who’s up for a nine-piece Christian 80s power-rock ensemble?

Fun facts about The Channels:

  • Six of the band members have moustaches
  • Seven band members sport the “dry look”
  • Two band members have a “Farrah Fawcett”
  • Rainbows are awesome!

Listen: Voices

This is exactly the sort of record that some creepy recently-divorced guy at our church would have forced upon my mother after Wednesday night Bible study.

This track sounds like a knockoff of one of those lesser post-1975 bands you hear on the classic rock stations, mixed with a little of the uplifting Maranatha Music/PTL “sound.”

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