I found the clip on YouTube below a few months ago and couldn’t get it out of my head! Here it is in all its 45-rpm single glory.
I don’t speak German, but I’m pretty sure dude introduces her as “Mademoiselle 86,000 volts.”
Apparently, she was also known as “The Crazy Chicken.”
Who’s up for a nine-piece Christian 80s power-rock ensemble?
This is exactly the sort of record that some creepy recently-divorced guy at our church would have forced upon my mother after Wednesday night Bible study.
From Northport, Long Island, it’s… Marie and the Vagabonds! Marie is the “self-imposed” leader of the group, rocking hard on Hammond Organ and a voice rich in “quality and emotion.” Brother Joey’s “unique” style, “greatly influenced by Elvis Presley,” “conquers ballads or rock.” Together, they’re a “rare musical experience”! But don’t forget cousin Johnny, who contribues no less than 25% of the group’s charisma. He always “generates excitement”! If you have ever wondered what a drunken regrettable hook-up in a suburban Long Island cocktail lounge in the nineteen-seventies would be like, this is the album for you!
I honestly cannot think of anything snarky to say about this album– any joke I might crack would pale in comparison to the sheer horror of it all. The track below starts out fairly mild, but give it a few and I guarantee it won’t disappoint.
Originally known as the Bagelman Sisters, Claire and Myrna Barry were the queens of the postwar Yiddish swing scene. Here they are covering Fiddler on the Roof from 1964.
It’s JFK’s birthday! In honor of this occasion I present you with a gem from WFMU’s archives:
OK, well actually the WFMU record fair was last weekend. And none of these is particularly new. But the upshot is that I bought a ton of records– here’s some of the best tracks so far. No photos yet, because I’m too lazy and I need sunlight to do it anyway.
A Vegas lounge act. I was… surprised by the timbre of Netta Rogers’ voice. The back of this record contains an apology: “We took out the comedy patter which we feel does not improve after continued playing and we do hope you will play our record more than once… please!”
Another lounge act, this time from Cleveland. Dale “can adapt to any song of any era with tones of such sweet quality that you beg for more.” The front of this record is signed “To Deb, I hope you enjoy my humble efforts.”
An album of “song-poems.” Betty is more infamous for her ode to heroin addiction, Till Death Do Us Part (which you can hear here) but I was amused by this schlocky rip-off of Harper Valley PTA. “Presently single, she has four children and has done secretarial work in addition to professional singing.”
This album is subtitled “Live From Jupiter’s” and features Joe and Lily’s faces glued to shooting stars, orbiting a big orange planet. Lilly sort of sounds like Cher crossed with Maya Rudolph doing Whitney Houston.
“For Ballroom Dancers and Musical Gourmets,” this record hails from Springfield, Massachusetts. Ballroom Dancing records usually put me to sleep, but this whitebread version of One Note Samba drew me in with its hot dual guiro action. I also wish I could show you Phyllis Tolman’s wig right now, which I absolutely promise to post a photo of at a later date.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, folks! More to come…
When I was a little kid, we’d sometimes go to church with my grandparents on the weekend. Their church was a little tiny place in the middle of the woods where mostly farmers and poor people went. There was a Hammond instead of a pipe organ, the carpets were faded crimson red polyester, and the walls were lined with cheap wood paneling. My grandmother sang tenor (!) in the church choir, and my grandfather would play fiddle or musical saw along with the organ and piano. Anyway, the brash, earnest crooning of the Television’s Soul’s Harbor Singers reminds me of this church.
Google’s got nothing on these folks, but apparently they’re from Charleston, Maine. I love the Country Western arrangments, steel guitar, stiff postures and crazy hairdos. I also love how each little group of singers has its own stage name, like “The Singing Faloon’s.” Also check out Pastor Ronnie, who I’m sure caused impure thoughts in more than a couple parishioners. The track below appears to be sung by his dad.
Jo Ann Castle was a staple on the Lawrence Welk show. She developed her lightning-fast keyboard skills at the age of five and was just as proficient on the accordion as the piano. Here’s one of her better albums– old Hawaiian standards played with a ragtime flair! Surf guitar rounds out the mix and gives a few of the tracks a slightly rock ‘n roll flavor– my favorites are “Lovely Hula Hands” and “Little Grass Shack.” You can visit Jo Ann’s official website here, and read about her (somewhat tragic) life story here.
Disclaimer: I found this record in very poor condition and even after agressive cleaning (with Windex, no less) and some digital noise reduction, some of the tracks aren’t as clean as the preview below. The music is so much fun, though, that you might not much care.
No, not that kind of foursome. But pour a few Martinis down these swingers’ throats and who knows what might happen? Tony definitely looks like he’s harboring a few dark secrets, and you just know Joe’s got a kinky side. Just remember that what happens at The Highlander Lounge stays at The Highlander Lounge. Featuring the sleaziest version of Light My Fire you’ve ever heard.
